Classic!

> A woman meets a man in a bar.
> They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
> They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
> apartment,
> she
> notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
>
> sweet,
> cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
> hundreds
>
> and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,carefully placed in rows
> covering
>
> the entire wall!
> It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
> arrange
> them
> and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
> into
> organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom
> shelf,
> Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and
> huge,
> enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
>
> strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
> collection
> of
> Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite
> impressed by his sensitive side.
> They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a
> while,she
> finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
> one!
> Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
> She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
> He responds warmly.
> They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
> her
> in
> his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
> other's
> clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she
> responds
> with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever
> known.
> After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
>
> guy,
> they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
> over,
> gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?The guy
> gently smiles at her,
>
> strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
>
> "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf..."

 

Lmfao, I thought it was going to be some lame joke.