OT Cocaine Bear

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    Cocaine bear not found, but interesting site nevertheless...

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    Imagine running into that bear right after he did that much cocaine. What a nightmare scenario
     
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    Now, we get to see the scenario. Introducing Cocaine Bear the movie....about a bear who consumes cocaine and then goes on a killer rampage. Coming February 23rd to a theatre near you. One of Ray Liotta's last movies.n

     
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    I think you just solved the Nurkic low-energy, slow, fat, out-of-shape problem.
     
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    Lol, feed him cocaine before every game!
     
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    Gonna start normalizing cocaine! yay! :NOTMARIS:
     
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    "Its stomach was literally packed to the brim with cocaine. There isn't a mammal on the planet that could survive that. Cerebral hemorrhaging, respiratory failure, hyperthermia, renal failure, heart failure, stroke. You name it, that bear had it."
     
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    Me to the doctor: Nausea? Heartburn? Indigestion? Upset Stomach? Diarrhea?
     
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