The NFL is Italian Food. It's the favorite of most people, and even the people who it's not their favorite, it's usually their 2nd favorite, and almost everyone can stomach it. And you can find good Italian anywhere in the country. West Coast, Midwest, East Coast, it doesn't matter.The NBA & NASCAR are like Thai Food. The people who like it love it, the people who don't like it just can't stomach it.The PGA is French Food. It's high class, kinda hoity toity elitist.Hockey is like the Organic Food restaurant. It has a small fan base, but the people who eat their swear that there is nothing better.College Football is a Rib Joint. Bigger rurally than in the cities, it's messy and a lot of people don't like the way it looks when it's finished.College Basketball is the ice cream stand. It's really popular for a short time, and then it's finished. It's seasonal.Pro Wrestling is a cheap fast food joint. It's got dirty bathrooms, most of the things there are fake, and they regularly get shut down by the Heath DepartmentThe MLB is the Chinese Food restaurant. Used to be a lot more popular than it is now, big MSG scandal, and some Chinese restaurants are great (Yankees), some are just hideous (Devil Rays).
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