No poll needed, it's my dawg Bob Dobalina, but I'm sure if we did do a poll I'd win, but I don't want to embarrass anybody. Back to my original point, that's a good man right there. Thanks for the hookup homie!
barfo. Disappears for months, dispenses hilarious sarcasm, vanishes again. Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
Walking style. I hop long leg lopes, angle my torso back, swing my elbows, raise one arm, snap my fingers, and purse my lips like Elvis. If I can pass one pearl of wisdom down to the next generation, it's to never, ever decide coolness without a keen observation of walking style.
it didn't say you to BE cool, just that you were the coolest here. "Tallest midget in the circus" corollary applies. I'm honored for the votes, but I don't hold a candle to some of you cats.