Could you pass the Citizenship test?

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  1. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You answered 80% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

    0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

    25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

    45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

    65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

    85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)</div>
     
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    95% right. Just one wrong. I should really know how many Justices there are in the Supreme Court too.
     
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    I missed the Patrick Henry one, otherwise I'm good.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You answered 90% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

    0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

    25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

    45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

    65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

    85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)</div>

    Lets deport peg!

    I got who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court, and what are the First Ten Ammendments of the Constitution called. (Could have sworn Bill of Rights was just the first 5...oh well...I'll call them the First Ten Ammendments if I want to!)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You answered 55% of questions correctly.</div>
    Meh...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ May 24 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You answered 55% of questions correctly.</div>
    Meh...
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    Yeah...maybe you should just stay in Canada. [​IMG]
     
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    I got only 60%. Deport me.
     
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    40% :S

    Good job I'm in England then
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 24 2008, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got only 60%. Deport me.</div>

    Back to Russia!!
     
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    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    20% haha
     
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    Had to pass it to become citizen. [​IMG]
     
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    I got 35% the first time and 100% the second time.
     
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    You answered 70% of questions correctly.


    Thank you John Adams HBO mini-series!
     
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    No shit. First try.

    You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

    0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

    25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

    45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

    65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

    85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)
     
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  18. Real

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    95. I got no. 19 wrong.
     
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    AEM Gesundheit

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    95% for me too. Thought the INS form was the other one...
     
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    You answered 30% of questions correctly.
     
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