Damn, Evan Turner has a killer house in Portland

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    SlyPokerDog, Dec 6, 2016
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    Damn. That living room is dope as F.
     
    HailBlazers, Dec 6, 2016
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    Pretty sweet pad....
     
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    How do you know it's his?
     
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    Damn that's hella nice.. how do you know that's Evan Turners house?
     
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    It's his. Trust me.
     
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    Wait.... is KS saying what I think hes saying?

    ;)
     
    Strenuus, Dec 6, 2016
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    Well I think he knew his contract was so toxic that he wasn't gonna be traded for a while based on this house
     
    Cippy91, Dec 7, 2016
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    Whoever was responsible for the interior design / furnishings must have been blind. Good grief. Hopefully Evan has better tastes.
     
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    Evan is my neighbor. I can see my place in this photo:
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    EVAN TURNER IS PERSIAN?
     
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    Actually $3M for that place is not all that bad, is it? Considering nice top of the hill location and all.
     
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    Such a small world. A client of mine was looking at that house when it first came on the market. It is insane with incredible views.
     
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    Provided you're looking through the windows and not at the actual outside or inside of the house.
     
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    Seriously. The house might be cool, but I can't really tell because it's covered in and filled with dazzle camo. I fear I'd be hit with vertigo and nausea upon entering the house.
     
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    The decorations and furnishings in the house were those of the previous owners.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Dec 7, 2016
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    Money can't buy taste - that's for sure!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I would make a snarky comment about how that was obvious..... but apparently it wasn't obvious to some people.
     
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