Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cramps

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  1. BigGameDamian

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    Another reason why NHL players are the toughest in sports.

    [video=youtube;YK43QTVQZ7k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK43QTVQZ7k[/video]

    [video=youtube;5HHxkTHjBZo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HHxkTHjBZo[/video]
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    TEH GHEY
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Sounds good on paper. But, am guessing you've never had serious cramps before.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Still, serious cramps is pussy shit compared to a broken jaw. I doubt any NBA player would even attempt to play a game with a broken jaw... shit, I doubt 50% of them would play with tooth pain.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    If your leg locks up, you can't move. You can run, jump, skate, whatever with a broken jaw. On top of that, adrenaline is likely to carry you through the pain. Cramp isn't an issue of just toughening up and fighting through the pain. You can't move the muscle.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Did his broken jaw keep him from moving his legs? Did Lebron's cramps keep him from moving his jaw? If Lebron was able to chew when he had cramps, that must mean Stepan is a pussy if he couldn't eat a steak with a broken jaw. Does any of this make sense?
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Menstrual cramps are THE WORST.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Although I didn't check out the videos, a hairline fracture is considered a break.

    A friend of mine had a hairline fracture in their jaw for a week before knowing it was broken.

    Of course, he was stubborn and just thought it was a bad bruise.

    Ended up having to go in for surgery and have some of his jaw removed. However that had nothing to do with the hairline fracture, and had everything to do with his chewing terbaccy habit.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Shouldn't you be comparing nhl players to rugby players, mma fighters or nfl players? Instead of nba players
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Find me a hockey player who played when they got serious leg cramps . . . it a muscle response thing, not a pain tolerance thing.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    why are you responding with logic?

    The key to responding to nonsense, is to counter it with more nonsense.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    I think Lebron is a poop shit, who cares about Lebron. Lebron, lebron, lebron....whatever.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Not only am I responding with logic, now reading through the thread i can see point already made.

    Love this board, don't have time to read through it all, so i jump in and and make posts like that.

    But I like your philosophy and can be really good at adding to a thread with more nonsense as evidenced with many of my posts. :)
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    A broken jaw doesn't stop your legs from moving. Stupid thread.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Went to work on cars for a week with a blocked gall bladder. Then spent a week in the hospital and had surgery. Guys who skate around are tough though. And basketball players but they aren't as tough as those N......Holy shit I typed NHL on my phone and it corrected it to NFL. Even Samsung says the NHL isn't anything. Haha
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Look who the OP is... this shouldn't shock anyone.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Ever have your calf muscle cramp up while you're sleeping? My does that every once in a while. It actually happened 3 nights ago. Hurts like hell, you can't move, you're just locked in pain. Feels like your calf is going to tear.
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    Yep. (Or was that a rhetorical question? ;) )
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    How about a charlie horse?
     
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    Re: Derek Stepan scored twice playing with a broken jaw Lebron James goes out with cr

    If he can't move he can't move. He's a liability.
     
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