Derrick Rose Requires 10 Stitches After Getting Cut in Arm with Knife

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  1. Денг Гордон

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    http://dabullz.com/2008/12/08/derrick-rose-cut-in-arm-with-knife/
     
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    Ruh Roh.

    This one seems kinda fishy.
     
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  3. Денг Гордон

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    Yes, I am not buying Rose's story. The question is what activity does one take part in that results in cutting their arm? According to RealGM, people use knives to cut something involving marijuana.

    Perhaps Rose should take a lesson from Ben Gordon and get a man slave. Then again, Ben Gordon isn't stupid enough to cut himself in the arm and have to get 10 stitches.
     
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    No, he just kicks furniture... :P
     
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    I guess I'm old fashioned, but I don't see why a knife would be involved with smoking weed.

    Maybe Rose is one of those goth girls that likes to cut themselves.
     
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    How the fuck do you cut your arm while cutting an apple? More importantly, why the fuck doesn't he have an apple corer?
     
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    A better question is why in bed?
     
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    At least he is eating healthy
     
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    Garnett did it.
     
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    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    Insert Plaxico Burress reference here.
     
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    I love you as a Bull Derrick Rose but come on now...come on.

    How did the knife get all the way up to your arm while cutting an apple? Were you showing off for some ladies? that might explain the "while in bed " part.... Hope you played that cut off if you were showin off, dawg.
     
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  12. Денг Гордон

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    According to realgm, you can cut an apple into a bowl and smoke marijuana out of it.
     
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    Wow...this story made me chuckle just now. I find it remotely humorous that he rolled over on to the knife and managed to cut himself. Do I buy the story though? Not really.
     
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    Rolling around in your bed. Eating an apple in bed. Why does this all sound a tad...um weird?
     
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    You can do that with lots of fruit... but it might be easier just to use a bowl at that point.

    -Petey
     
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    Derrick Rose better not be smoking that rose weed....all this time we've been waiting for a point guard like him; he better not fuck up his career on some bullshit.

    So he set the knife on his bed and forgot the knife was there and then rolled onto it >_>...this is why peeps don't put knives in their bed unless they are Emo or masochistic.

    BUT I am going to TRY and give Rose the benefit of the doubt this time and TRY to believe him...If it were Michael Beasley his nuts would have been run over Frogger style after a story like this.
     
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  17. Денг Гордон

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    The problem is that if Rose laid into his bed with the knife there, the knife would presumably be laying flat, and not sticking up, and most likely not perpendicular. In addition, the bed would give way enough, making it so that the cut wasn't deep enough that it required stitches.
     
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    Realgm, huh? That's like getting it straight from the horses mouth on this topic.
     
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    Maybe we can have Pat Fitzgerald look into it after he's done with all the crooked politicians.
     
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    It'll be more fun the 2nd time now that he can't use the old apple knife excuse.
     
    Денг Гордон, Dec 11, 2008
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