LMAO I got this off of Bballcentral, so props to FrostyJ for finding this :worthy: POOP DEFINITIONS* GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poopin the toilet.* PERFECT POOP: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but thereis nothing on the paper.* WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feelsun-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and yourunderwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.* SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulledyour pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to Poop some more.* POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOP: The kind where you strain so much to getit out, you practically have a stroke.* LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flushwithout first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.* GASSEY POOP: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.* DRINKER POOP: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night ofdrinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom ofthe toilet.* CORN POOP: (Self-explanatory)* GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to Poop, but all youdo is set on the toilet and fart a few times.* SPINAL TAP POOP: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear itwas leaving you sideways.* WET CHEEKS POOP: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt sofast that your butt gets drenched with water.* LIQUID POOP: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your buttand splashes all over the toilet bowl (and your butt)* MEXICAN POOP: It smells so badly that your nose burns.* UPPER CLASS POOP: The kind of Poop that has no odour.* THE SURPRISE POOP: You are not at the toilet because you think you are aboutto fart but ... oops ... arrgghhhh ....* POOP!!! THE DANGLING POOP: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet eventhough you know you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or twowill cut it loose ... (except you fall off the seat)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>* POOP!!! THE DANGLING POOP: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet eventhough you know you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or twowill cut it loose ... (except you fall off the seat)</div>:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>* SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulledyour pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to Poop some more.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>THE SURPRISE POOP: You are not at the toilet because you think you are aboutto fart but ... oops ... arrgghhhh ....</div> OH WAIT..... :no1:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zards @ Feb 19 2006, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>* WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feelsun-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and yourunderwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.</div>I hate this kind of <Censored>. (no pun)Whenever I eat tostitos and salsa I always get this. However WHO IN THE WORLD would be disgusting enough to shove a piece of charmin up there <Censored>, pull up your pants, and walk away? That's just skankish. I take the 25 minutes on the pot until everything is clean god dammit!
That was old but...I always get the Dangling Poop and the Perfect Poop Not like I needed to tell you but who cares
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>* DRINKER POOP: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night ofdrinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom ofthe toilet.</div>Ive been there plenty times, it might sound funny now. But when it happens, its no longer funny<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>* GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poopin the toilet.</div>Yeah, these are confusing
hahaha, that's hilarious. My friend showed me that in like 7th grade, but i forgot about it. hahahahah
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BuLLzDoMaIn @ Feb 19 2006, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol some people have problems</div>That is revolting...some were funny.
I dont find that stuff funny. It just is disgusting. Your not supposed to talk about how you use the bathroom. It's just disgusting and gross.
