"I HAVE A FEVER! That damn Bosnian Beast gave it to me." "You don't say! We're getting flooded with people coming in, all from this same 'Bosnian Beast' fellow" *Doctor calls news organazations* "It's an epidemic in Portland! SEND HELP!" *Calls are made to Lebron* "I am the King, and I must save my people!" *Lebron joins the Blazers*