I asked Vikingfan for a parade and a statue to stand outside of the NFL-Forums offices, but he told me that this organization doesn't celebrate individual accomplishments. Rather than act like a Turd, I've decided to emulate Chad Johnson and throw my own celebration and I would like to kickoff this celebration with a thank you speech. First, I would like to thank everyone who has ever disagreed with me in the forums. Your ignorance has been my bliss. You have inspired a seemingly endless amount of material. I'm not sure if that's a testimony to my unparalleled literary acuity and football knowledge or your hardheadedness, but I would like to believe it's the former and it's my party. So there! :cheesey: Next, I would like to thank the DWO for having my back. While I can take care of myself, it's nice to know that BA has a folding chair ready should anyone besmirch my good name. Who could attack the Phins and come out unscathed as long as Beef is around? I'd like to give a no-thanks to Cowboys71. How am I supposed to hate the Cowboys when you always conduct yourself with such class? Ditto to J-E-T-S for always being such a good sport. With enemies like you guys, who needs friends? Thank to Vikingsfan who provides this forum for us and then puts up with us, especially me. You deserve a lot of thanks and appreciation for all you do for us. It's probably more work than we could ever know and I appreciate your dealing with the headaches, so I can play on this playground. I'd like to thank Bearsfan1 for making a deal with Brett Favre to get me extra bandwidth for this longwinded post. I have to thank my best friend, KCGSC, for talking me into participating on a football message board. So, if any of you get mad at me for something I've said, remember that you have the Big Red Hosehead to thank. Seriously, if anyone's picture is next to the word class in the dictionary, it's KCGSC's. If I can be serious for a moment, I'd like to say that I'm having a great time posting here. I know I probably irritate some folks with my smashmouth arguing. I hope everyone knows it's nothing personal. I just like to argue/debate. I just hope the next 1,000 posts have been as fun as the first 1,000. Finally, let me leave you with this challange. Love truth and hate hype. Pursue literary comprehension so that I can stop using these stupid emoticons! Plant your posts in the garden of creativity so that we may all stop and smell your roses. Enjoy your victories even if they aren't all TKOs. (Technical knockouts! What did you think I meant? ) While I know that everyone is chomping at the bit to turn this into a tribute thread for me , I'd like to share the wealth. For the rest of this thread, go ahead and say whatever you have to say, but then say something that you appreciate about the person who posted ahead of you. (That will also give me a chance to appreciate some folks that I failed to mention here.) Happy Holidays!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>For the rest of this thread, go ahead and say whatever you have to say, but then say something that you appreciate about the person who posted ahead of you. (That will also give me a chance to appreciate some folks that I failed to mention here.)</div> I loooooooove me some ME!!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>I'd like to thank Bearsfan1 for making a deal with Brett Favre to get me extra bandwidth for this longwinded post.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'>No love to Porky???? </div> Call farve, he can arrange a deal to get you some love
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>I asked Vikingfan for a parade and a statue to stand outside of the NFL-Forums offices, but he told me that this organization doesn't celebrate individual accomplishments. </div> I started to have the statue cast, but we could not find any bust that would properly portay or your ignominy (or was that magnanimity?) <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Plant your posts in the garden of creativity so that we may all stop and smell your roses.</div> I don't know about you buddy, but the only person who is allowed to smell my roses is my wife.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'>No love to Porky???? </div> I thought I covered my gratitude for you in the section where I address those who have ever disagreed with me! Of course, I appreciate you Porky. You've been in some of my favorite cartoons.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know about you buddy, but the only person who is allowed to smell my roses is my wife.</div> I was talking about posts. I don't what kind of freaky innuendo you read into it, you big horn dog.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porky88)</div><div class='quotemain'>No love to Porky???? </div> I thought I covered my gratitude for you in the section where I address those who have ever disagreed with me! Of course, I appreciate you Porky. You've been in some of my favorite cartoons.</div> lol That's all Folks.. :cheesey:
I would like to congratulate you on THE best 1,000th post I have ever read ...... or half read but enough about not reading posts!!! I know dolfdale loves that! I hope that this will begin a trdition of posting well thought, well written 1000th posts! If anyone was going to do it, it was going to be Dolfdale.... But can I just say that I was a slight bit disappointed there was no mention of Michael Vick's ability to turn a team into a winning one ?? Well Done Doldale...... Come on Ireland!
Pleasure to talk football with you DD. I appreciate anyone that can work besmirch into a post. :cheesey: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nflfan04)</div><div class='quotemain'>no love, never disagree with you. i thought i atleast had the class othern Eagles fans lack! </div> I know you've been around for ahwile nflfan, but we still can't decide if we like you or if you just look good by comparison to most Eagles fans. Just kidding to you and some other Eagles fans here...couldn't resist.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Wannab Favre)</div><div class='quotemain'>I would like to congratulate you on THE best 1,000th post I have ever read ...... or half read but enough about not reading posts!!! I know dolfdale loves that! I hope that this will begin a trdition of posting well thought, well written 1000th posts! If anyone was going to do it, it was going to be Dolfdale.... But can I just say that I was a slight bit disappointed there was no mention of Michael Vick's ability to turn a team into a winning one ?? Well Done Doldale...... Come on Ireland!</div> The length, skill and precision with which he wrote it proves one thing: He has too much free time.
First; lets hear it for self promoting posts. Man. is it quite in here. LOL. I got your tribute thread right here, brother. Seriously, Best wishes DD. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>it's nice to know that BA has a folding chair ready should anyone besmirch my good name. Who could attack the Phins and come out unscathed as long as Beef is around?</div> You know me I'm all about TLC. Tables, ladders, & chairs for the uninitated. I guess this makes me the Scott Hall of the Dwo. Though, I'd prefer HBK. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Love truth and hate hype. Pursue literary comprehension</div> This applies to All Vick & Philly fans, yes?? <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Plant your posts in the garden of creativity so that we may all stop and smell your roses. Enjoy your victories even if they aren't all TKOs. (Technical knockouts! What did you think I meant? )</div> Circle your wagons elsewhere buddy. LOL.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>I loooooooove me some ME!!! </div> Euyooooo! Self love. Whatever happened to don't ask don't tell?
Wow! A 1000th post of 100 words. Thanks for the kind words. I wouldn't have nearly as much fun here without you bro. I'm just wondering if BF1 can get Favre to arrange a KC-CHI Super Bowl? That's all I want for the holidays. (Gotta be honest, Bears are optional.) Congrats to the Dolfan! As soon as Vikingfan gets the statue started, I think Favre and BF1 have arranged for the 10 tons of bronze it will take to cast that big head of yours.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>Wow! A 1000th post of 100 words. Thanks for the kind words. I wouldn't have nearly as much fun here without you bro. I'm just wondering if BF1 can get Favre to arrange a KC-CHI Super Bowl? That's all I want for the holidays. (Gotta be honest, Bears are optional.) Congrats to the Dolfan! As soon as Vikingfan gets the statue started, I think Favre and BF1 have arranged for the 10 tons of bronze it will take to cast that big head of yours.</div> I was on phone talking to farve about those exact deals!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Wannab Favre)</div><div class='quotemain'>I would like to congratulate you on THE best 1,000th post I have ever read ...... or half read but enough about not reading posts!!! I know dolfdale loves that! I hope that this will begin a trdition of posting well thought, well written 1000th posts! If anyone was going to do it, it was going to be Dolfdale.... But can I just say that I was a slight bit disappointed there was no mention of Michael Vick's ability to turn a team into a winning one ?? Well Done Doldale...... Come on Ireland!</div> You don't hear anyone talking about Batman's heat vision, do you? I'll mention Michael Vick's ability to turn a team into a winning one just as soon as he develops one. I think there are plenty of posts floating around here where make a very clear point that Michael Vick's PRODUCTION places him in the BOTTOM 3rd of the league. Thanks for the compliment though.
