OT Don't You Guys Have Jobs?

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  1. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Okay, I'm retired and living off welfare and social security which I need you guys contributing toward. If you don't start doing all the work and propping up social security, how am I gonna pay for my cigarettes and beer?
     
  2. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Like drinking isn't work?

    barfo
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I only work when their husbands are out of town.
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I get paid to drink and sell drinks.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I work and you can have all the beer you want. I refuse to buy anyone cigarettes.
     
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  6. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

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    Ha!
    You know I had a Filipino buddy back in my Navy days near you in Longbeach. He loved to go dancing, every Saturday night he was down at the Paladin on the beach
    Shakin a leg! We both new a young lady that also love to dance. So those two would meet up there and put on a show for couple hours or so. By the time
    I got there, just before closing time, one dance and we were out of there. That guy and I were a damn good team.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So he saved the last dance for you, just like in the song.

    You can dance-every dance with the girl
    Who loves to dance, let her hold you tight
    You can smile-every smile for the girl
    Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
    But don't forget who's takin' you back to the ship
    And in whose arms you're gonna be
    So Navy buddy, save the last dance for me

    Why did you and him split up?

    barfo
     
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  8. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You get paid to be an alcoholic? Life is so unfair.
     
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  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I teach headstart
     
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    Don't go for detective.
     
  11. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    It wouldn't look right to sit on my front porch in my underwear, food stained undershirt drinking a bottle of beer and not have a cigarette hanging out my mouth. I keep a three day beard stubble for just such occasions.
     
  12. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    How come you haven't been to my house?
     
  13. Chris Craig

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    ?
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I'm trying to revive my porn career. It's not going so well.
     
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    this would explain all your traveling photos
     
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    you forgot to mention the lap dances too
     
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    Sadly, that’s not part of my job.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Talk about over-promising.
     
  19. riverman

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    Sorry to hear your headstart teacher disappointed you ...there's still hope!
     
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    I'll say this....I've never posted here from work ...until a couple of weeks ago never had a cell phone...always wondered how so many people in their 20s had the time to hang out and post as much here...when I was that age I definitely had more important things to do with my time...I have listened to Blazer radio from work though when on break...I'm with Lanny...you guys need to feed the social security system at least until I'm gone!
     
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