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  1. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    There are only ten times in history where "Fuck" has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

    10. "What the F... do you mean, we are sinking?" Capt. RMS Titanic, 1912

    9. "What the F ... was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

    8. "Where did all those F... ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877

    7. "Any F...ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

    6. "It does so F...ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

    5. "How the F... did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    4. "You want WHAT on the F...ing ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 1566

    3. "Where the F... are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    2. "Scattered F...ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC

    1. "Aw c'mon. Who the F..is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998​
     
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    Hammerojustice Chief Caveman, Keeper of Thor's Hammer

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    Rick2583 Chairman of the board

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    I'd like to add one Ron.................

    "I know what the F'k I'm doing". - Brian Cashman.
     
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    Hammerojustice Chief Caveman, Keeper of Thor's Hammer

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    Is that a recurring quote?
     
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    Rick2583 Chairman of the board

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    In the dictionary under the word "Redundant" there's a photo of Cashman.
     
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    Hammerojustice Chief Caveman, Keeper of Thor's Hammer

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    That doesn't make sense... at least not without the quote
     
  7. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...touche'.
     
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    totus44 Lord of the Dark Side

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    This F-ing play sucks.

    A. Lincoln
     

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