Oh great evolutionary creator, how amazing thou art! It's incredible to me that the grapefruit knew humans liked slices and evolved to split itself into several slices encased in a membrane so not to leak juice every where while i break it apart! Thanks evolution and your creative powers! Thanks grapefruit for mutating the need for slices instead of staying 1 solid fruit! It's almost like you were intelligently created! But we all know we cant say that, you were a result of chance and time. Aaaaahhhh evolution, how amazing you are to think of us humans even before we evolved from apes who are still on the earth today so survival of the fittest makes perfect sense because it requires the preservation of favoured races throufh natural selection. Wait why didnt the apes die off so the more evolved human-apes could take over and breed? Dont ask questions! GAIA you amazing queen! Oh wait... yes gaia is ok just dont acknowledge the christian god he's mean and doesnt like crabs or shell fish.
