Ezra Caraeff (Portland Mercury) breaks the team down

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  1. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/collect-them-all/Content?oid=1055131

    I saw this in yesterday's paper edition, but figured I'd post it for everyone who doesn't have access to Portland's most lascivious and tawdry free weekly

    The good bits are inside.
     
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    Well, for some of us who aren't bandwagon fans (meaning this entire board), I am seeing the first signs of some people positioning a play-off appearance as a negative if one very large rookie isn't given more of a role in the offense.
     
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    Lots of funny quotes from the article, such as

     
  4. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Sorry, but I didn't find this hilarious in any way. I found it very inappropriate and disrespectful of someone so recently deceased. And, if there's one thing Duck wasn't, it's evil.

    I'm not a PC kind of guy and like a good laugh, I just think it's way too early to start making bad jokes about Duck's untimely death.

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  5. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Well, OK. That's not the hilarious part ... in fact the part I quoted is just the lead-in, it's the individual player break downs that are funny, not the part I highlighted.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    I agree, the player descriptions were great.

    The one about Frye was very ouch.
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Lol at Sergio...
     
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    Sergio's is not kind either - somehow I don't think Maris wrote it:

    Ouch!

    Gramps...
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I stopped reading when I got to the line about Duckworth. When I read something like that, I'm inclined to stop right there and not reward the author by clicking on their link and reading the rest of the article.

    Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but I just found it in incredibly poor taste so soon after Duck's death. And, if that's the lead-in that's supposed to make me want to read the rest of what the writer has to say, he's failed miserably.

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    Maybe I'm insensitive (ok, I am certainly insensitive) but it didn't bother me in the least.

    The article was quite funny, I thought, but a bit shaky on the facts and some of the phrasing is rather curious:

    "plaintive blue-collar work ethic"
    "Przybilla's rigid height"
    "soft skeletal tissue of another man's face"
    "mauled in a bear trap"

    barfo
     

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