Family problems, I need some input

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by bbwSwish, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask:
     
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  2. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

    So this is your real father who was having sex with your GF?


    I feel bad for you dude. :(
     
  3. Master Shake

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  4. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

    Yeah, it's my real dad, of all people. He had my GF on the counter. It's an image I can't erase from my mind.

    Check the picture too. She's a beauty.
     
  5. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

    That sucks man. I guess I would say stay from him at least for a few days, until things cool down.
     
  6. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

    I put my meat in her, too.
     
  7. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

    lol ^ that solves the problem ;)
     
  8. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

    GF = George Foreman
     
  9. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    I gave your GF my secret blend of herbs and spices.
     
  10. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

    I heard your GF can handle 6-8 sausages at a time.
     
  11. AKIRA

    AKIRA GO LAKERS!!!

    jesus christ! i would fucking kill them both, fuck that, man, you have atleast got to get your dad for that man, fuck him up.

    edit: oh yeah good one, very clever.
     
    Last edited: Jul 3, 2009
  12. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

  13. cmac44111

    cmac44111 Banned

    No scrubbing will ever get that clean.
     
  14. ace

    ace Member

    Are you for real? Because someone else or it was it you that the same exact thing(and pic) as some dude on another site on I go.
     
  15. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

    Yeah, it sounds familiar to me too.
     
  16. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

    That story was too crazy to be real. I would've definitely seen it on Maury first.
     
  17. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    Wow.
     

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