OT FBI: Delta flight attendant smashed wine bottles on man who tried to open exit in midair

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    SlyPokerDog, Jul 9, 2017
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    Sounds like the toilet wasn't working. When you have to go, you have to go.
     
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    Dumb ass trying to be a DB Cooper. Your supposed to get the money and a parachute first dipshit then jump out the plane
     
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    Should've landed ...let the passengers off and then flown the guy to Beijing without a passport
     
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    con air.jpg
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    In this case, the DB stands for Douche Bag.
     
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    I assume the flight attendant was arrested for wasting perfectly good wine. Should have smacked him with her shoe.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Let's get @BLAZINGGIANTS take on this.
     
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    "Perfectly good wine"? For real? You know that's shit wine that wasn't meant for more than combat. So yeah, beating some douche over the head with shit wine trying to take down a plane seems like a good idea on every possible level. She should be arrested for not breaking the bottle, taking the shards, and severing dude's carotid.

    But yeah.... Unless you're in first class, the wine generally sucks. Even on international flights, it's mediocre, for the most part.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    This is exactly what I was looking for....haha
     
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    I always deliver.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I almost guarantee it was Sutter Home.
     
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    The wine on planes often has distinct notes of cat urine and pairs well with a hot dog.
     
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    Ever been on an European-bound flight? Ever flown Lufthansa (far and away my favorite airline that I've ever flown, by far superior than all airlines and second to Hawaiian Airlines)?
     
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    I'll kill that fool, and then beat you for the mere mention of Sutter Home. I suspect you have no idea what Sutter Home is, since you can't even recognize The Big Nurk by photo.
     
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    I stand corrected. I seldom fly first class and know better than to order the crap they serve in coach.
     
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    I guess I touched on a sore subject with you. How about Rex Goliath?
     
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    I have been on a Euro bound flight, but not Lufthansa. I hear that European cat urine is more refined than Yankee cat urine.
     
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    Yeah. You did. How could you be so ignorant and not recognize The Big Nurk?

    Rex Goliath, by the say, is a terribly mediocre wine for mass consumption. I wouldn't buy it, but if I needed to get drunk and were trapped at an event, there's enough alcohol in it to make sure I can dull the pain.
     
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    Lufthansa is your only option.
     
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