Funny Florida man files insane lawsuit vs. "Ron" Rousey/UFC, alleges she's a man, implicates Barry Bonds

G.B. White, Florida man, has (been granted) filed a temporary restraining order against Ronda Rousey for fear that she may "use her kickboxing skills and judo kick [my] head into submission" for revealing incredible secrets about the former champion and the UFC's attempts to cover up the truth. In his lawsuit he alleges:

- Ronda Rousey is a man named Ron Rousey and he has his birth certificate to prove it
- The UFC is covering up her gender to boost ratings
- He has pictures of Ron in a speedo at a nudist beach in Delaware clearly showing her penis
- She has used his prize winnings to get a penis enlargement at a clinic in Jacksonville, FL
- She has been taking steroids purchased from Barry Bonds
- She had an affair with A-Rod
- She made a sex tape with Jon Jones which this person alleges he has the only copy of
- Her father is Ron Jeremy
- The lawsuit is to prevent Rousey from hurting more women
- The UFC is defrauding the public

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7...ritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc

Is G.B. White the hero we've been waiting for?

 

I'm impressed with his insanity but more so with the fact he wrote the affidavit by hand and didn't make any glaring spelling mistakes or corrections.