Football is a fickle mistress

Time for the annual depression to set in. Once again, it appears my team led me on to believe the playoffs could be in the future. Once again, I am left holding the bag (No jokes, Beef!) and trying to work out quantum physics formulas to configure exactly what and how many celestial tumblers must fall into place for our playoff aspiration to have a shred of validity. I am weary of the unproductive, inconsistent franchise I adore. I am worried about the age factor that is clawing it's way through our ranks like yesterday's Raiders. I am concerned about the Holmes/Johnson controversy that is a touchier issue in Kansas City than cruises are in Minnesota right now. I am more tired of missed tackles than I am of Tom Cruise espousing his Scientology bullcrap. I am just plain tired. I cant give up yet though, because if We can beat the Chargers and Pittsburgh loses to Minnesota and Tennessee can upset Jacksonville and Dolfandale wears his fuzzy bunny slippers on Thursday from 6:03am until 5:37pm maybe, just maybe...

 

The Chiefs got so many great additons this year, and there wasnt a big difference as expected

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>Once again, I am left holding the bag (No jokes, Beef!)</div>

Paper or plastic?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>...and Dolfandale wears his fuzzy bunny slippers on Thursday from 6:03am until 5:37pm maybe, just maybe...</div>

Why would Dale "help" the Chiefs when Miami's incredibly small playoff hopes rely on KC tanking it again? LOL.

 

He just likes wearing the bunny slippers.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>He just likes wearing the bunny slippers.</div>

Talk about TMI. Well, that or don't ask/don't tell.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>He just likes wearing the bunny slippers.</div>


KC failed to mention that my bunny slippers came from the Monty Python collection.

 

Don't worry bud you can still jump on the BEARS bandwagon through the playoffs. I am being generous I usually don't offer after the first couple of weeks.

 

I'd rather let my 4-year-old go to Neverland ranch for a sleepover than cheer for a team other than the Chiefs! (If I had a 4-year-old)

I probably will be pulling for your Bears at this point though. I wouldn't mind seeing the Seahawks make some noise either.

 

You will have that 4 year old soon enough bud, but please don't employ your whole KC thing on them. At least give them a chance first.