Match up a forum member which each story. Lets not get carried away with this. Constantly whines about how, like... his life and everything really sucks and stuff. Usually a middle class teenager with an allowance, unlimited access to a computer and WAY too much time on his hands. Acne's vague existential arguments about the meaningless of life and emptiness of existence are culled from the lyrics of the 20 gigs of MP3s he has squirreled away on his hard drive.Doesn't anger, nor does he engage in actual combat, rather he will merely point out the logical inconsistencies of other Warriors. Irony and sarcasm are completely lost, and being impossible to insult or injure in any way, he is invulnerable to conventional attack. If, for example,someone were to call him a pinhead, he would get out a tape measure and after finding that his cranium falls within normal size specifications he would dismiss the comment as erroneous. His circuits are not equipped to process ambiguous or aesthetic input, consequently any extensive discussion involving personal feelings, intuition, art and metaphorical allusions will quickly drive him from the field of battle. Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim. Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors. Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort. Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. For Ego, the discussion forum is all about him, and he regards discussions that stray from that topic as trivial dalliances. Although tolerant of an occasional shift in focus, Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to reestablish himself as the subject at hand. Ego is one the the fiercest of all the Warriors and will fight to the death when attacked.Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing. Though annoying and often disruptive, Fanboy is a relatively harmless Warrior because his interests and knowledge are strictly limited a single obsession. He's fixated on a particular video game, a celebrity, a television show, a sports team, ? almost anything, really. Fanboy?s compulsion makes him very easy to identify, but it also arms him with supernatural tenacity. The most benign criticism of his beloved immediately provokes a cascade of virulent abuse. Once alerted to Fanboy's sensitivities Troller is looking for a response...ANY response, and he will chum the waters with complaints, insults, compliments, and inflammatory tidbits hoping that someone...ANYONE, will take the bait. Generally quite harmless - practices a form of catch and release. Nonetheless, he can upset the delicate ecology of a discussion forum. Once a forum becomes aware of his presence, however, all feeding activity ceases and Troller must move on to more promising waters. Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions to make sure that everyone behaves. Though he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally slow to anger. Rather than wading into pitched battles, Nanny simply pulling the plug on combatants and bans repeat offenders.Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple "Yeah!". "Get a life.", "Whatever", "I agree." "Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished. Nitpick compensates for his limited fighting ability by pouncing on points that are only marginally relevant to the discussion. For example, if his opponent in a sports forum conflict casually mentioned the Cubs' 4-2 victory in the 1908 World Series, Nitpick would quickly counterattack with something like, "4-2 !? Any moron knows the Cubs won the Series 4-1! Someone so ignorant about baseball history can't possibly know anything about salary caps!" Even if the minor point is conceded by his opponent Nitpick will return to it whenever the battle turns against him. Though weak, Nitpick is very tenacious and will never admit defeat. Nitpick is a close ally of Artful Dodger.http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/acne.htm
This should be fun, I'll go first and tell me if you agree or disagree. Recently retired JustBlaze Wolverine30 BigMo CB4Allstar Something-2-Say Mavsfan1000 BCB Ballaholic Blaze The others one I couldn't think of any.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Troller is looking for a response...ANY response, and he will chum the waters with complaints, insults, compliments, and inflammatory tidbits hoping that someone...ANYONE, will take the bait. Generally quite harmless - practices a form of catch and release. Nonetheless, he can upset the delicate ecology of a discussion forum. Once a forum becomes aware of his presence, however, all feeding activity ceases and Troller must move on to more promising waters.</div>^^^STS...Such an annoyance.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>For Ego, the discussion forum is all about him, and he regards discussions that stray from that topic as trivial dalliances. Although tolerant of an occasional shift in focus, Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to reestablish himself as the subject at hand. Ego is one the the fiercest of all the Warriors and will fight to the death when attacked.</div>nba dogmatist
I think I might be Ego...if I am...then my positive qualities were completley thrown out the window...This is what it should stay instead. 'This member is the best of the best, tirelessly making topics and recruiting new members. Along with those amazing qualities he's also a co-admin and saves BBW from the threat of spammers and poo-poo mouths. Along with that he's one of the brightest NBA minds around who knows just about everything...oh yeah...and he's the best NFL poster as well...'
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ Oct 3 2006, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think I might be Ego...if I am...then my positive qualities were completley thrown out the window...This is what it should stay instead. 'This member is the best of the best, tirelessly making topics and recruiting new members. Along with those amazing qualities he's also a co-admin and saves BBW from the threat of spammers and poo-poo mouths. Along with that he's one of the brightest NBA minds around who knows just about everything...oh yeah...and he's the best NFL poster as well...'</div> :worthy:My favourite one so far
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Oct 3 2006, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wolverine30</div>I'd agree except for the fact that I don't think he knew what a metaphor was much less how to incorporate one into a sentence.I am Ethniz.Ethnix is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his power.
Ha, some of these are right on the mark. Don't think there is one for me out there. Looked at most of them, and dont think they describe me that well. Oh well. I pretty much agree with Rok's.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Devlin @ Oct 3 2006, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^^^STS...Such an annoyance.</div>I'm gonna kick your ass.I'm not on there because there's no 'Super Being' option.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Oct 3 2006, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm gonna kick your ass.I'm not on there because there's no 'Super Being' option.</div>Yeah, maybe when you go over to Ireland to kick Devlin's ass, you'll stay there. Probably fit right in with the red hair and all. Anyways, don't you know you don't try and fight Irishmen? They love to fight and are pretty rough people. Anyways, with you saying that, all you do is justify the reasoning for everyone for picking that for you.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pjcolpitts? @ Oct 3 2006, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, maybe when you go over to Ireland to kick Devlin's ass, you'll stay there. Probably fit right in with the red hair and all. Anyways, don't you know you don't try and fight Irishmen? They love to fight and are pretty rough people. Anyways, with you saying that, all you do is justify the reasoning for everyone for picking that for you.</div>Dude, I AM Irish. What are you, blind? Scottish, Irish, German, awesome, I got it all inside.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Oct 3 2006, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dude, I AM Irish. What are you, blind? Scottish, Irish, German, awesome, I got it all inside.</div> Yeah, but your not a REAL Irishmen as in from Ireland. Your what they call Irish-American since you have Irish ancestry, but born in America hence Irish-American. Your not full blood Ireland born and bred Irish.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pjcolpitts? @ Oct 3 2006, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, maybe when you go over to Ireland to kick Devlin's ass, you'll stay there. Probably fit right in with the red hair and all. Anyways, don't you know you don't try and fight Irishmen? They love to fight and are pretty rough people. Anyways, with you saying that, all you do is justify the reasoning for everyone for picking that for you.</div>My uncle in law is scottish and when I was over there we were eating dinner and somebody banged on the door because there is no doorbell and he grabbed a steak knife and held it up while he was opening it. Turned out it was some telemarketer. Anyways, I agree with every one of rok's.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby_Land @ Oct 3 2006, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Anyways, I agree with every one of rok's.</div>Same.I laughed about some of em too.
Either I dont ruffle enough feathers, am not rude enough or I'm not memorable enough for people to remember. And after that one I will prob be labled as the whinger one. lol
What am I guys. Kung Fu Master: Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows. ^I'm feeling that one but I think it's better if others picked it. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Either I dont ruffle enough feathers, am not rude enough or I'm not memorable enough for people to remember. And after that one I will prob be labled as the whinger one. lol</div> Yours was actually hard to pick one for. But I decided on: Rottweiler Puppy is clumsy, marginally articulate, unsteady in his often playful attacks, but anyone who cares to notice will see that one day he will be a fierce and powerful <span style="color:#7d0d00">Big Dog</span>. <span style="color:#007700">HINT:</span> By showing some patience and kindness to Rottweiler Puppy in his formative stages prudent Warriors may gain a steadfast and formidable ally.
lol thanks ... I think. I wanna say That I agree with the one you posted about yourself is true, but it fells a bit like sucking up......AH what the hell, the one you chose is spot on IMO.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>lol thanks ... I think. </div> It's not meant to a bad one. The one I picked for you. I think the topics/posts you make get better and you'll be one of the better posters on BBW.
