Fuck your turkey, fuck your ham, fuck your giblets and whiny in-laws. Fuck your barking dog, fuck your holiday traffic, fuck your gravy, fuck your inbred kids, and fuck your cheap wine. Fuck you, Thanksgiving. Everyone else, I hope you're having a blessed day. But Thanksgiving, you can go fuck yourself.
So I procrastinated on several things all week long. Been sick, didn't wanna fuck with it. Put it off, put it off put it off.....finally, I shower, get dressed, make myself presentable, and head out to do my chores. Go up to the doctors office to make an appointment....closed. Go up to my favorite diner for a bite to eat....closed. Realized I left my cat-litter bucket at home, which needs to be refilled at Petco; go back home, look up Petco's number....closed. Fuck this day. And fuck I feel like shit. Fuck you, thanksgiving.
Jade, I will have a drink of scotch in your honor today. @dviss1 I still haven't had a chance to get the four roses yet. :-(
Four Roses was my Grandfather's drink of choice. My Dad told me that he'd go out to work on his car, and my Grandma would call my Dad over and say, "Watch your father, he thinks I don't know that he's drinking. See that? (Pointing at the gap under the hood) See him? He juat took a drink!"
Suck it up buttercup lol I worked 12-830 this morning already and I have to be back in 6 hours! All of this without holiday pay lol So with that, I'll say cheer up you evil shitlord Happy thanksgiving
That's how I feel on Christmas. Everyone has stuff to do, people to celebrate with, but as a Jew it's just Chinese food and an early bedtime. However, and this is weird to me, I'm dating a Christian now, so if we are still together I'll likely celebrate with her. That will feel very awkward. Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude, you lucky son of a gun! Hold onto that girl! You now get to celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas. She's gonna love it....and you, if you go about it right. Take advantage of the serendipity. No joke, this is one helluva an opportunity to show your worldly and sensitive sides. Don't blow this! My oldest son married a Jewish girl and it was so cool to celebrate new traditions along with the old ones....she'll love it!
It will be fun I'm sure, on both sides. Last year a friend and I threw a big Passover Seder and invited about 20 non-Jews to celebrate with us. It was a blast, I cooked matzaball soup,brisket and a few other things and we all had a hoot till the wee hours.
