Funny Funny Joke Thread

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  1. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    Chinese sick leave
    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house...
     
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    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    Damn..this is your best post ever

    nice house
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Your post was funnier than the joke, and I kinda liked the joke. Not funny because you were wrong, that this was in fact his best post. Made me laugh.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Oh yeah, it was totally racist too.
     

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