Follow Me </p> A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''</p> </p> </p> Husband Cybering? </p> 10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand! 9) After signing off she always has a cigarette! 8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up! 7) During sex he screams, "a: enter insert!" 6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky! 5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass! 4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out! 3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X! 2) The keyboard is moist! 1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!</p> Caution </p> Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.</p>
