"It feels good to be in the second round" - Tracy McGrady as his Magic team went 3-1 up in the first round. They lost 4-3
I love the Charles Barkley one in my sig.Also, a good place to find quotes is http://www.brainyquote.com. They have a nice amount of good sports quotes, that is where I found my Barkley one in my sig and my Russell one which is my member title.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ May 13 2006, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"It feels good to be in the second round" - Tracy McGrady as his Magic team went 3-1 up in the first round. They lost 4-3 </div>Thats not funny at all :no1:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ May 13 2006, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Thats not funny at all :no1:</div>I know, it is hilarious. Also, this isn't NBA related, but it is by and NBA player in Barkley<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.</div>
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.--Charles Barkley"they say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds."-Wilt Chamberlain"Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass."-George Raveling"I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate."- Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario, who speaks Portuguese and not Spanish."Because they don't have four pointers."- Antoine Walker, on why he shoots so many three pointers"The best day of my life was when I turned 25. That's the day my car insurance went down. Yeah, boy, I saved $1,200 that day."- Stephen Jackson"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." ""Every year, when I'm with a new team, that's one less team that doesn't know that I can't play. There are 5,000 players in America better than me that aren't in the NBA."- Mark Pope, Denver Nuggets."I don't care about that sucker anymore. He's a ball hog and becoming a cancer to this team. ... Just kidding. I wanted to see if you were awake."- Darius Miles, on his friendship with LeBron."That didn't bother me. I am not going to worry about a guy trying to be tough with a pink tie on."- Ben Wallace, on the injured Marcus Fizer acting like he was going to come off the Bulls bench and fight."My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined for 73 points at Madison Square Garden. Elgin had 71 of them."- Hot Rod RundleyCharles Barkley: "To win a championship you shouldn't think so much about having home court advantage."Mike Bibby: "How would you know?""We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic."- BarkleyI've been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak. The good part is that they don't make posters of those guys." --Walt Williams"I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee"- Drew GoodenI"f the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy". - Bobby Knight"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA".Shaquille O'NealMY FAVORITE:"We try to treat the road like it's a home game. We ain't got no fans at home, neither."- Dion Glover in his Atlanta Hawk days
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ May 13 2006, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"It feels good to be in the second round" - Tracy McGrady as his Magic team went 3-1 up in the first round. They lost 4-3 </div>And who was the team to beat them? O yeah... The Pistons.....
"I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate."- Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario, who speaks Portuguese and not Spanish.My favorite right there. :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
"Every year, when I'm with a new team, that's one less team that doesn't know that I can't play. There are 5,000 players in America better than me that aren't in the NBA."- Mark Pope, Denver Nuggets. Haha, gotta loves Mark's honesty. :happy0144:
1991 Frank Layden, Utah Jaz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (trans@lantic @ May 16 2006, 10:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>1991 Frank Layden, Utah Jaz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"</div> That's classic.
Time to bring out some quotes from my boy, Delonte West (extremely funny guy): "Pop some bottles, some Moet Rose. The red Moet, we ain't popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination." - Delonte West "Bugs Bunny is the smoothest dude I ever met. You know, he be chillin', like it just be a normal day and he-- it be cold just like how it is in Boston and he just want to dive in the ground, pop up, and he be like, 'oh man, this ain't Albuquerque.' That's got to be the tightest life, you just hop underneath the ground and go! No traffic, no Mass Pike, no tolls, no lights, no taking Yankees hats off-- just underneath the ground...BAM...carrots...Albuquerque. It might seem crazy to you, but it's just a different way of expressing myself. I think it's kind of freaky." - Delonte West on Bugs Bunny (random but made me crack up) "My game is not speed. My game is finesse...and sexy...and chocolate...and all that good stuff." - Delonte West on his game "When we're on the yacht eating, we're going to have some Popeyes chicken. That's for dinner. It's to let her know, put a mental image on her mind, first and foremost, if you ain't from the hood, you don't like Popeyes chicken. Everyone there loves Popeyes chicken and the biscuits -- phew. But that's just getting it on her mind, saying, you know, 'Yeah, I can wine and dine you, but I'm a little rough around the edges and I'm keeping it real with you. I can be romantic, but this is real, we're going to eat some chicken tonight. Chicken and biscuits." - Delonte West talking about what him and his girl will do on his yacht "OK, so from there, we're doing a midnight skinny-dipping jump. Alright? From there, hopefully she's got money because I hope Jaws gets her, boom, make sure she got me in the will, bank, I'm good. Oh well, shark got her! Jaws got her." - Delonte West about a girl he makes his valentine "So, I pick her up in my white convertible. From there, I'd have the music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you know, 'Summer in Miami' song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you can't be too soft. You can't be in there playing some guy that's crying, talking about don't leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that." - Delonte West on picking up a date Oh man, I love Delonte. He's one in a million NBA personality and a true warrior on the court. Artest vs. Pierce - Singing on The Best Damn Sports Show Period Artest: "Paaaauull. Sorry for pulling your shorts down... I won't doo it agaaainn" Pierce's response: "Ron I accept your apology and it's good to have you back, but the next time they throw a beer.. we hope you don't react" ^^^ LMFAO great comeback by Pierce Some more: "In the playoffs, we all celebrities. It's great. I was a celebrity for 12 seconds tonight" - Damon Jones joking about his lack of playing time in game 6 vs. Wizards "Good luck in Milwaukee. There aint nuthin to do there tho. It's cold and boring, just warning you." - Gary Payton giving Andrew Bogut pre-draft advice "Because their aint no fours" - Antoine Walker (priceless) on why he shoots so many 3's Bill Walton: "Carmelo, how do you think this new era of NBA greatness has changed the outlook on western civilization?" Carmelo Anthony: "I dunno what you talkin bout man." Shaquille O'Neal section "I don't mind that I'm getting older. Everyone does. But hey, the older I get the sexier I get." - Shaquille O'Neal responding about how his age is slowing him down "Kobe? Kobe who? I'm sorry I don't know anyone by that name." - Shaquille O'Neal on his relationship with Kobe Bryant Shaq: "Refs try to take over the F*ckin game" Reporter: Shaq we're on the air Shaq: "I don't give a sh*t" Reporter: I know (right after Shaq says "I don't) "This is the NBA. Not the WNBA. I'm not worried about Ericka Dampier." - Shaq on Dampier caliming to be the 3rd best center in the NBA All-Time Favorite (can't believe nobody put this one in yet!) "Man, we talkin bout practice. Practice. Not a game... not a game... not what matters.. not a game.. but practice. I mean are we really sittin here talkin about practice? You watch me play? I give 110% on game day, but you sittin here and we talkin about practice? Practice? How the hell imma make my teammates better by practicin? I mean practice?" - Allen Iverson on missing practices - the best
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ May 16 2006, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>All-Time Favorite (can't believe nobody put this one in yet!)"Man, we talkin bout practice. Practice. Not a game... not a game... not what matters.. not a game.. but practice. I mean are we really sittin here talkin about practice? You watch me play? I give 110% on game day, but you sittin here and we talkin about practice? Practice? How the hell imma make my teammates better by practicin? I mean practice?"- Allen Iverson on missing practices - the best</div>The funny part was that they laughed and AI thoguht they were laughing at the fact they were talking about practice, not at his rambling on.
?I don't have a 7-foot, 300-pound guy on my (butt) telling me if I don't hit a shot he's going to send me to Siberia.?-Damon Jones?It's no pressure at all. I think I'm one of the top five shooters in the world. I love to shoot the basketball. I work on my shot a lot.?-Damon JonesI thought this one was funny. I couldn't find it, but this year he said he was the best shooter in the world period.On whether Shaq had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."-ShaqPat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road.. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." (1992)"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world & I might be right. " -Charles Barkley"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. " -Charles BarkelyThat is about all I got.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world & I might be right. " -Charles Barkley</div>LMAO :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ May 13 2006, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.--Charles Barkley</div>You steal my sig, now you use a quote from my sig. :no3: That one is fricken hilarious though. Charles Barklety is one of the funniest guys ever!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee"- Drew Gooden</div>LMFAO
lol im still laughing"We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic."- BarkleyLMAO
the TNT guy: he put his hand in the cookie Jar. (talking about reggie evans on chris Kaman)Charles Barkley: I dont kno where you get your cookies from. but i dont not get them from chris kamans area
