Funny Get your freedom phone!

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by crandc, Jul 17, 2021.

  1. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    21,473
    Likes Received:
    27,631
    Trophy Points:
    113
    For the amazing price of $500 you too can have your very own freedom phone. You get a Chinese made phone that normally retails for $115. It comes with right wing web sites preloaded and a security system that claims to protect you from deep state. I am no expert in cyber security but those who are say this security system is garbage.

    Professional sycophant and Hitler admirer Candace Owens tweeted her endorsement of the freedom phone ... from her iphone.
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    122,812
    Likes Received:
    122,796
    Trophy Points:
    115
    I read about this just last night.

    Sounds great! I ordered four, one for each paw!
     
    RR7 likes this.
  3. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2013
    Messages:
    67,841
    Likes Received:
    66,596
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Why didn't I think of this scam...millions of people would buy these idiot magnets...tracking devices...sell them deep state filters...brilliant....they'll take the place of ankle bracelets
     
  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2015
    Messages:
    58,577
    Likes Received:
    58,886
    Trophy Points:
    113
    It doesn't come in red, white, and blue? Wtf!
     
    SlyPokerDog and riverman like this.
  5. Phatguysrule

    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2008
    Messages:
    19,527
    Likes Received:
    16,554
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I just want a fairly fast smart phone that runs on Linux (100% open source) and has a removable battery.

    A Galaxy s5 that runs on Linux with 8 gigs of ram and 256gb of memery would be perfect. Waterproof, great camera, Removable battery, expandable storage, HEADPHONE JACK...

    Would be perfect.
     
    SlyPokerDog and riverman like this.
  6. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2013
    Messages:
    67,841
    Likes Received:
    66,596
    Trophy Points:
    113
    my deep state Iphone allows me to tell them exactly what I think of them...it's worth them knowing I bought ice cream today to have that open channel to the Grand Wazoos of the cloud
     
    Phatguysrule and Chris Craig like this.
  7. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2008
    Messages:
    26,638
    Likes Received:
    16,951
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Elec. & Computer Engineer OSU Computer Science PSU
    Location:
    Lake Oswego, OR
    I also ordered four because I've got four toilets in my house.
     
    SlyPokerDog likes this.
  8. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    31,865
    Likes Received:
    5,784
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Commercial Real Estate
    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    QUICK! Warn @EL PRESIDENTE!! The phone was launched by a bitcoin millionaire!
     
  9. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2013
    Messages:
    67,841
    Likes Received:
    66,596
    Trophy Points:
    113
    No need to warn him...it's his boss!
     

Share This Page