God is funny sometimes

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  1. PigskinPapa

    PigskinPapa nfl-*****s member

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    John Elway, after living a full life, passed away. When he got to heaven,
    God was showing him around and they came to a modest little house with a
    faded Bronco's flag in the window.
    "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special;
    not everyone gets a house up here."

    Elway felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
    porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
    mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
    enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel.
    Elway looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
    have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
    to the Hall of .Fame"

    God said "So what's your point John?"

    "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said, "John, that's not Ben's house, it's mine.!!
     
    PigskinPapa, Dec 27, 2004
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  2. nflfan04

    nflfan04 Dazed and Confused

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    hahaha thats great !
     
    nflfan04, Dec 27, 2004
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  3. Steelerfan_2005

    Steelerfan_2005 The Peacekeeper XL

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    I've heard that one before... it's a classic... [​IMG]
     
    Steelerfan_2005, Dec 27, 2004
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  4. Pack Attack

    Pack Attack The KISS Army

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    Heh heh... The version I heard was a Bears/Packers/Favre joke. Good stuff... [​IMG]
     
    Pack Attack, Dec 27, 2004
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    nflfan04 Dazed and Confused

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    instead of Roethlisbereger, was it Grossman or something?
     
    nflfan04, Dec 27, 2004
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  6. Pack Attack

    Pack Attack The KISS Army

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    Nah, it was Dick Butkus going to heaven asking why Favre had a bigger house. God said that "Favre's" house was his. [​IMG]
     
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  7. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    All I know is that God is NOT a Dolphins fan!
     
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  8. Send em back al

    Send em back al nfl-*****s member

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    Nor a RAIDER fan.

    Not that it bothers me. [​IMG] What fun would the BLACK HOLE be with God bring his kid around all the time?
     
    Send em back al, Jan 18, 2005
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  9. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    lol and i doubt hes a Jets fan
     
    J-E-T-S 1083, Jan 18, 2005
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  10. Send em back al

    Send em back al nfl-*****s member

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    Not that I agree with you J-E-T-S fans all that much... But I have to agree with that comment.

    [​IMG]
     
    Send em back al, Jan 18, 2005
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  11. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    I see a pattern forming. Would it be safe to say God is not a fan of any team from the AFL?
     
    Thoth, Jan 19, 2005
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  12. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    i'd say hes a Steeler or a Cowboy fan maybe Packers and 49ers too but not 49ers this year probably didnt want to make it too obvious
     
    J-E-T-S 1083, Jan 19, 2005
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  13. The Return of the Raider

    The Return of the Raider Active Member

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    GOD = Al Davis
    everyting else is moot.
     
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