7:30 PDT I can't watch TV. I need a stream or something, hopefully there is one on Justintv. My parents are pissed at me, I cannot go anywhere, I cannot watch TV, I do not want to go downstairs because they are there. Imma sleep.
Ok, you want to take the knife and sneak up behind them. I'm assuming your dad is stronger, so go after him first. Sneak behind him, and swiftly place the blade of the knife at his throat. Dig in deep and slit it across and than do the same thing coming back towards you. He should be taken care off. That's too graphic for your mom. Just handle her how you please. I know how I like to handle her ;]