OT Gwyneth Paltrow advises fans on the best VIBRATORS to use during coronavirus lockdown

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    Gwyneth Paltrow advises fans on the best VIBRATORS to use during coronavirus lockdown... after hinting she and husband Brad Falchuk are sexually frustrated in isolation

    Gwyneth Paltrow has shared her advice on the best vibrators to use amid the coronavirus lockdown.

    The Oscar-winning actress, 47, sent out a bulletin on her Goop website this weekend, containing an article giving tips on the best sex toys for 'solo pleasure and partner play'.

    It comes shortly after the star and her husband Brad Falchuk, 49, hinted at sexual frustration in isolation during a chat with an intimacy coach.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-best-vibrators-use-coronavirus-lockdown.html
     
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    <insert facepalm gif here>
     
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    Hey, chipped teeth aren't going to get your dentist to see you right now. This is public service. Or too much information. Whatever
     
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    Along with jade eggs in the vagina. She seriously promotes that.
     
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    I think it is generous of her to volunteer to be a surrogate mother for this barren jade woman.

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    I'd Gwyneth her Paltrow.
     
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    Unless you can provide video evidence. :bgrin:
     
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    It's not like she advised the best cups to use
     
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