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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Ask away!
     
    Chris Craig, Sep 28, 2021
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    How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 28, 2021
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    Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 28, 2021
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    Is Dame demanding a trade?
     
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    Every day feels like ask "a stupid" question day on S2.

    ... and he usually answers ...
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Is water wet?
     
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    This is a barfo question...his mom was a mermaid
     
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    one...the one that's infected with bird flu
     
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    Is this a stupid question?

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    Mermaids impregnate men, and the men almost always abort. That's why you see so few mermaids.

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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I will do it for 100,000 chickens.

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    Does barfo have a women on board?
     
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    this makes sense as a natural birth through the penis would be painful I'd imagine
     
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    yes....but she's been mummified for ages...
     
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    Interesting.

    If a mermaid's home is in the sea, and she requires assistance cleaning that home, and that assistance is provided by a female, what do you call her?
     
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    I'd call her a cab but I don't think she'll have cell phone reception in the sea...
     
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    We were hoping for the mermaid housemaid, but that will do.

    Do you think she will clean a pineapple? Asking for a friend.
     
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    Why is everyone so polarized and aggressive these days?
     
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    If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
     
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    A mummified winch...
     
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