HCP to miss upcoming road trip!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    "THE" will have surgery to reduce the size of his cock! He felt sorry for all the honeys out there. He will miss the upcoming 4-game road trip starting in NYC. Contact Blazers.com to replace him.
     
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    "THE" HCP
     
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    While they are it, can they do something about that ego of yours? :D
     
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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    If by cock you mean man tits I might believe you.
     
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    I have a joke but it may be too rude, and that makes me sad.
     
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    Be gentle with "The" HCP....he is half Polish, and tends to confuse milimeters with inches!
     
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    give me some, if only mine was an inch longer, it would be twice as big!
     
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    Did anyone else notice that Nate will miss this road trip too. Sounds like "THE" newly weds are taking a honeymoon to me.
     
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    You are the other gender, no? We expect you to laugh at penises. Especially HCP's. Fire away.

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    I was just going to say I was surprised he could even find it under that gut, so it must have been pretty damn big.
     
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    Missed seeing you last night. How come you didn't show up?
     
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    I was unaware I was supposed to show up anywhere!
     
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