I need to write a satirical on anything but you have to be sarcastic and has to be funny. Just one page. Any ideas? Anyone want to write it for me?
I'd write something on how important it is for you to do well on this paper, lest your life crumble around you if you fail.
i once wrote a paper on how the WNBA should be played nude (which would be nice to see, when considering Becky Hammond, but scary when thinking about some other freaky players). it was a pretty fun paper to write, and i think i wrote it right before class.