A lot of places I go, people don't know me. That's probably because I've had my head up my ass since becoming the GM of the Rangers and most people don't get to see my face. That's why I carry the American Dumbass Card. It keeps me from getting shut out of my favorite places like the NHL draft where I show up with no picks and they wonder why I came. So, if you want to be recognized for the true dumbass that you are. American Dumbass Card. Don't leave MSG without it.
Glen Sather saw my American Dumbass Card and wanted to know where he could apply for one to help me ruin our team further.
