http://store.nba.com/Ugly_Sweaters/Portland_Trail_Blazers_Red_Busy_Block_Ugly_Sweater No lie, I'd buy it. EDIT: shit, I'm so late to the party. Sorry
Alas, that plaid is there for all versions of the sweater (even the Laker version)... not just for us.
Oh shit. Is that the plaid in those Chris and Cliff Paul insurance co ads? And now a subliminal message from our sponsor?
As a lifetime Laker Hater, these are golden days, my friend. Watching their futility and Kobe flapping in the wind as a loser before his impending retirement is delicious to watch.