How Hairy are your balls?

well?

 

my sackhair comes in fuller than the hair on my head.

 

Funny timing for this thread. Had the ol' vasectomy this week. Everything went according to plan, but for some reason it never occurred to me the doc would shave the nads. Seems pretty obvious in hindsight. The surgery itself (and the immensely painful shot to "kill the pain") were all done in a professional, non-humiliating manner. But somehow having another grown man going to town on the lower nutsack with a disposable razor is the part that makes me cringe.

Anyway, I've got kind of a "Sideshow Bob" look right now. The doc wasn't much of a stylist. Doesn't really work for me.

 

I really love how open we are all with each other, and no I'm not being sarcastic.

 

Well, he also set me up with a sweet prescription for Vicodin that I'm riding this evening to ease lingering pain. So I'm pretty easy going right now about lots of things.

 

Still, nothing you didn't want to tell us, now you are just more willingly to tell

 

I make sure mine is clean shaven like a porn star

 

I'm rockin' dread locks!

 

You kids and your ball shavin'. So funny.

 

Just last week a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking.

 

The kicker to the story was he did it with his teeth.

 

It's a piece of one of my favorite monologues ever.

 

I gel it up like this:



Just kidding, all Doctor Evil here.

 

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/02/gilbert_shaves_down_there.html

 

Didn't know that was a line from a movie. Just thought it sounded funny

 

"Yes, it's a veritable forest down there."

 

I started shaving them in the shower a few months ago. Much better.

 

Mine are like... Average?