How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked

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  1. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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  2. Bobcats

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    Lmao. I had that entire season on DVD a couple years back. Freakin hilarious.

    'He got weed, he got weed!'

    EDIT: BTW, Chris Rock > Dave Chapelle
     
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    I can't access the video, but if it's the one from the Chris Rock show, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    Best part: when the dude gets out of his Prelude and yells to the cops like "ay, what da f*** you want!" and they proceed to pummel him. Awesome stuff. Also, the going over the turnstiles with a gun and weed just hanging out. LMAO! [​IMG]
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Bobcats:</div><div class="quote_post">Lmao. I had that entire season on DVD a couple years back. Freakin hilarious.

    'He got weed, he got weed!'

    EDIT: BTW, Chris Rock > Dave Chapelle</div>

    Hell yes.

    Dave Chappelle is just one big knockoff of Rock.
     
  5. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    LOL I saw this a long time ago. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
     
  6. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    LOL, I remember that from way back in like 98, still hilarious. I was just watching the Best of the Chris Rock Show 1 last Friday but this wasn't on it.

    Chappelle's Show is a rip off of TCS but it's funnier IMO, not that Chris Rock Show wasn't hilarious but I think Chappelle's Show is easily the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. I got the impression that Neal Brennan (co-writer/producer of Chappelle's Show) also wrote for the Chris Rock Show, Chappelle mentions it here when introducing Brennan but after doing some research I cant find him on any of the credits.
     
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    Chappelle's Show > Chris Rock Show
     
  8. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    Chapelle's Show > Chris Rock's Show

    BUT

    Chris Rock > Dave Chapelle
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I love the narrator's voice. He was in so many of Rock's skits and he just makes this one.
     
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    I like both comedians, but I find Chris Rock kind of annoying for some reason, especially during his standup routines, he tends to repeat things 30 or 40 times. I had to turn off "Never Scared" half way through because of his constant repeating of his 'point'. Plus I didnt find it that funny to be honest.

    Eddie Murphy > Dave Chappelle > Chris Rock
     
  11. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    Russell Peters (biased cause I can relate to his jokes more) > Chris Rock > Dave Chappelle > Eddie Murphy (cause I haven't seen his stand up)
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I dunno man. Russell Peters is getting kind of formulaic for me these days.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting authentiq:</div><div class="quote_post">Chapelle's Show > Chris Rock's Show

    BUT

    Chris Rock > Dave Chapelle</div>

    exactly^^, but dave is closing the gap imo. also, Dave Chappelle's acting >>>> Chris Rock's acting.
     
  14. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Eddie Murphy (cause I haven't seen his stand up)</div>
    Eddie Murphy's isn't bad but it's not as great as say "Chris Rock's Born Suspect" when it comes to stand up work. Raw wasn't that bad, probably my favorite from EM. However, his acting and humour in the movies are a lot funnier..
     
  15. Karma

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    I dunno man. Russell Peters is getting kind of formulaic for me these days.
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    That is very true, he tends to reuse a lot of his material...but the first time you hear them, it's piss out funny.
     
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    Russell Peters is funnier the first time you hear him. He kind of fades away, unlike Chappelle.
     
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    Mag JBB MacBeth

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    Russell Peters is overdone insanely.

    Yes, we know how long it takes for Child support to get here, stop telling us. Crazy brown people have to kill every joke.
     
  18. The One & Only

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    Why is it a competition of who is better? They are all equally funny.

    Good stuff Mamba.
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    I watched Russell Peters for the first time yesterday. This guy is funny as hell. Also that video was freakin' hillarious.
     
  20. Pakman

    Pakman JBB ITS ON ME!!!

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    [​IMG] Funny vid.

    I like Russel Peters more just for the fact I can relate to him.
     

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