How to identify where a driver is from...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Shapecity, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

    One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

    One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

    One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
    accelerator: Boston

    One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
    accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.

    Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
    in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

    Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
    turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

    One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
    on brake, mind on game: Seattle

    One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
    between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the
    brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

    One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
    speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road
    unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on
    the left side of the road: Texas country male

    One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
    different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between
    mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both
    feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
    revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
    compartment: Texas female

    Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
    constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible
    emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

    One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other
    hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
    careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to
    come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other
    motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a
    car with Texas plate.

    Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
    beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
    Virginia male.

    Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
    is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

    Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
    level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
    left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known
    as "no-see-um" .... also seen a lot in Parksville!!!
     
  2. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    [​IMG] lol

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
    accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.</div>

    Exactly [​IMG]
     
  3. MainMan

    MainMan JBB JustBBall Member

    the florida one is right on the ball...u forgot the occasional braking for no odd reason too
     
  4. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

    I would probably mix New York and Chicago together. It's 50/50 really.

    In France everyone crashes into each other through those roundabouts, especially around Arc de Triomphe. Also in Napoli, it appears that nobody understands that the red light means stop.
     
  5. Gametime?

    Gametime? JBB JustBBall Member

    i've been on a road trip where I had to drive through texas, and no offense but they ppl there can't drive at all..
     
  6. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

    Seattle one is dead on. I see someone with a Starbucks or Seattle's Best or what have you cup in their hand everytime I'm on the road.
     
  7. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    If you guys are complaining about how people drive in the US, all I have to say is go to China. I'm willing to say that 99.9% of the people here in the US will be scared stiff of driving in China
     
  8. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    No offense, but you can tell when an Asian is driving.

    Either they drive too slow or you can't see their head
     
  9. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    i dont get the chicago one, but in the suburbs, at least the rich ones (auborn hills or something with an "a" and hills at the end) are so freaking snooty. Me and two buddies went, and everywhere we were, we got dirty looks for being not old people and a rich ace foreign car. It was annoying. they all drove audi's, beamers, and benz's pretty much. Or high end toyota's and lexus'

    lol, i get the chicago one now, i didnt run into much of that in the city.
     
  10. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">No offense, but you can tell when an Asian is driving.

    Either they drive too slow or you can't see their head</div>
    [​IMG]
     

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