How will you die?

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.phpbobby Ferguson: At age 67, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord. LOL

 

Bernard: At age 48, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! lol.. nice

 

Andy: At age 53, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts. LOL I also did it for my mom, it said she would die by age 50 choking on a piece of steak lol.

 

This is just sick. Richard Francis: At age 77, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

 

Chase: At age 101, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

 

Pat: At age 45, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

 

John: At age 49, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

 

ben: At age 60, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

 

I would say mine was retarded, but all of these are

 

At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

 

Derek: At age 101, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power. Ha, I live longer then most of you.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ST34LTH @ Jun 4 2006, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.</div>that's the funniest one

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Johnny White Guy @ Jun 4 2006, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ST34LTH @ Jun 4 2006, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.</div>that's the funniest one </div>ROFL, I know, I know...

 

Me: At age 96, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. Barry Bonds: At age 45, you will hit 754 HR's and will be so pissed you'll stab yourself to death with a syringe.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sheriff Gonna Getcha @ Jun 4 2006, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Barry Bonds: At age 45, you will hit 754 HR's and will be so pissed you'll stab yourself to death with a syringe.</div>Am I the only one who thinks that isnt funny?Real Barry Bonds:Barry Bonds: At age 84, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

 

Graham: At age 96, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

 

sandesh : At age 45, you will die of chuck norris round house kick to the face.sandesh : At age 45, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.^^^wtf does that mean

 

i did this multiple of times and look at the results lol.sandesh: At age 81, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. sandesh: At age 35, suicide, straight up. sandesh: At age 74, suicide, straight up. sandesh: At age 34, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. sandesh: At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. ( i love that game)sandesh: At age 51, you will choke on a piece of steak. sandesh: At age 65, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts. sandesh: At age 38, you will die because of severe pain in the mouth by sucking on jessica alba's nipples. ( that would be awesome, dream come true).sandesh: At age 102, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.sandesh: At age 56, you will choke on a piece of steak. sandesh: At age 87, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord. lol. I found this quite entertaining.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mrbrightside111 @ Jun 5 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sandesh : At age 45, you will die of chuck norris round house kick to the face.sandesh : At age 45, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.^^^wtf does that mean</div>It means you will be freakishly fat when you die. lol

 

links: At age 93, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. I got to be in shape to to fight in a war at 93.