Forum Game How would you fix Star Wars?

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  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think it's safe to say that Star Wars Last Jedi and Solo (a Star Wars boring story) has tarnished the series a bit.

    So, how would you fix it? Outside of the anti-hipster hipster posts (SJW, Mary Sue, they hate white men! memes).

    Like, would you make it so it was all a Princess Leia vision, since she's in a coma?

    Or Snoke trying to get information from Rey during the scenes where he's captured here? Like they were trying to find out where Luke is, and he was probing her. It would explain how cheesy his death was.

    Luke (and or Snoke) were cloned. Snokes death was a clone, and Luke was brought back as a clone, yet is not fully Luke/formed. Maybe he's bad now, but his force ghost can totally take over the clone and return. Kind of a Doctor Whovian like storyline though.

    Bottom line, in each of my scenarios, Luke is still alive.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Have you seen Solo?
     
  3. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    No but I've heard it's both horrible and the best star wars movie ever.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Not the best but it is a very fun movie.
     
  5. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I did. I felt it should've been released a little further away from LJ.

    I mostly included it so I could do the "a boring story" joke.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Easy fix. ET finally gets home.....kills everyone except Chewbacca.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Chewbacca gets crushed by a moon.
     
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    Make Deadpool a Jedi.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    General Hux is the real Sith lord. He kills half the cast in the first 30 minutes of episode 9.
     
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    More alien nudity and graphic sex
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Turn the franchise over to Tarantino.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Three words.

    Robert De Niro
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Actually the whole cast.
     
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    Less CGI and more actual acting would be a start
     
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    Bring back Jar Jar Binks and have him go on a murderous rampage followed by suicide-by-Jedi
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Did I ever tell you that I attended the first Star Wars ever shown in Oregon? It was at the West Gate theater. A friend who worked at Tektronix came by before I was due to get off work and talked me into getting off work early, also at Tektronix,. We got there early enough to be the first ones in the theater. We were all totally blown out. (Sorry, that's old man talk for very very impressed)
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Trump is Darth Plagueis I knew it!
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    In the best twist ever Chewbacca wields a lightsaber.

    But really, have snoke return via his black ring. We find he is plagueis. Rey like Anakin was born of the force. She helps Ben Solo/Kylo Ren redeem himself. They fight the knights of ren and Plagueis.
     
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