Exclusive Howard "I Sold out the Sonics" Schultz to run for President

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I approve of his "Fuck Seattle" platform.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    cuck
     
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    Biden will beat out Harris!
     
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  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    HILLARY 2020.

    I should get a shirt from each of her failed presidential campaigns.

    "I want Hillary to run for the ironic T-shirt"
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    He's seriously lacking in charisma. Too soon to tell whether that's going to hurt him - maybe it's what the voters want this time?

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'll vote for him for a $20 Starbucks gift card.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'd vote for Kathy Griffin and Alyssa Milano if Starbucks would close.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You're trying to be a moderator?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    As I've written before, it wasn't Shultz' fault for selling the insolvent Sonics. He herded cats, the other 80 owners, who couldn't afford the cash calls. As for running for national office, his speaking mannerism is too Jewish. He could win local office in New York City, though.
     
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  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    LOUIE ANDERSON?
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Don't sugar coat things HCP, tell us how you really feel about the orange tangerine.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Right? I wish he'd have just said fag or homo.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I'm not sure about Schultz. I would have to read up on what his political views are. I think a viable 3rd party candidate is a good thing though.
     
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    I believe the correct term is "mango Mussolini."
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Not "kumquat Pol Pot"?

    barfo
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The Tangerine Turdburgular.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The Persimmon Pillowbiter.
     
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    So which is more disturbing: the US President bottoming for Putin, or his creepy relationship with his daughter?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You're basing his "creepy relationship" on his comments about how his daughter looks like the type of woman he would date?
     

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