Science Human Penises Are Shrinking

feel sorry for you young guys. It's like you all just stepped out of a cold pool

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106

 

Just when obesity is off the charts. We’re screwed! Well, apparently not in the more vernacular meaning of that term.

https://www.woodrufflab.org/blog/ob...hreat-future–and-we-can-do-something-about-it

 

I guess if you're obese enough you won't notice your shrinking penis. win/win?

 

Yeah, but the odds of making a hookup are going to get tougher all the time. Well, I guess as long as there are blowjobs and turkey basters the human race will survive.

 

My theory is that soy makes you have a smaller penis, and makes you smaller overall.

Who eats a lot of soy?

Orientals.

Now we are into all these fucked up fake meats made out of soy, soylent, and shit, and the guys who usually consume this are low T cucks!!!!

 

I eat nothing but buffalo.

 

You'd be surprised at where the big monsanto-type companies are hiding soy in your everyday foods.

 

So it's not just me then...

 

Speak for yourself, no, no, no, not me.

 

I don't eat no stinkin' fake meat!

 

Oriental carpets?

 

I have a very large penis.

 

Not surprising in a culture devoid of testosterone.

 

T M I

 

So, answer this, why is mine growing?

 

It's like your nose and ears.