I'd Beat the Shit Out of My Kid If...

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  1. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That kid is such a little shithead.

    He's probably just mad at the world because he has to live through childhood obesity
     
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    Kids like that one make me not want to have kids.
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    On the finger point: My dad would've broke every bone in my hand...my mom probably would've broke both handss

    On telling her to shut up: A bottle of soap, some habenero peppers, and probably getting slapped a couple of times.

    Slapping my mother: My mom would've kicked the living shit out of me (she's latina) then when my dad got home, I'd probably be in the emergency room.

    I'd probably threaten to call 911 and then my dad would say..."you stupid **** I am a federal agent. 911 can't help you."

    I can't believe the mother put up with his shit.
     
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    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bynumite @ May 29 2008, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Kids like that one make me not want to have kids.</div>

    My kids would never be like that because he would be getting his ass beat every time he did or said something like that.
     
  6. AEM

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    At the very least, they should start sending him to bed without supper...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AEM @ May 29 2008, 04:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At the very least, they should start sending him to bed without supper...</div>

    Repped!
     
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    My jaw dropped when he slapped her. What a little prick. I tend to get into arguments with my mother, but I would never even think of putting my hands on her.

    The kid obviously has problems.
     
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    It's not easy being an overweight child in a society that demands perfection...
     
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    This kid needs some real discipline.

    My father would have at the very least told me to go find another place to live in if I kept acting like this. No temporary shit either.
     
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    I'd beat that kid up if I were his mom.
     
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    I'd never beat my kids, but my god I promise you all that he'd have a miserable childhood.
     
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    if that were my child, I wouldn't let him bathe more than two times a week. Physical pain might hurt, but social pariah would be worse.
     
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    I'd beat this kid down if he was my son. That's pretty fucked up.
     
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    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    There is no possibility that the producers of the "Dr. Phil" show encouraged these people to overdo the drama.
     
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    I'd take this kid to the middle of a main city, make him hold up a sign that says "I'm a little braty bitch". Then, I'd tell him I'm taking him for dinner, btu I'd drive him to a tire yard.
     
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    I would knock seven shades of shit outta that kid if he were mine.

    Luckily I'm not having Kids. I'm just going to rule the world for all time Lonely [​IMG]
     
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    My first thought was that the mom is incapable of being a single parent. And if she's not a single parent, where the hell is the dad? The kid probably has been made fun of constantly at school, and has no friends. He's so scared of being made fun of and being hurt that he'll lash out at anyone, including his own mother. He's a little shitbrick, no doubt, but my guess is it's mostly not his fault.
     
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    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max @ May 30 2008, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I would knock seven shades of shit outta that kid if he were mine.

    Luckily I'm not having Kids. I'm just going to rule the world for all time Lonely [​IMG]</div>

    That kid wouldn't care if you took him to a tire yard or a parking lot or the Pine Barrons.

    As long as he has his DS, he's golden.
     

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