Idea: Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

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  1. PapaG

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    Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams












    .... would work on the ESPN Trade Machine.

    Boston wants to trade Rondo, and Felton is expiring. Plus, Elliot Williams is the next superstar in the NBA.

    :pimp:

    http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=7yfecwh
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    ibtl
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Poor form stating it was "breaking trade news".
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    It works on the ESPN Trade Machine, and Boston wants to trade Rondo. Felton is expiring, and I've read on this board recently that Elliot Williams should be an NBA starter. Who better to take over for Ray Allen?

    I'm excited over this Imagination Land trade, and it breaking that it works in the real world!
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    i laughed.
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Why would this thread be locked?

    The trade actually makes sense, doesn't it? Boston is going nowhere, Felton is expiring, and Elliot Williams is going to be a great NBA player.

    Silly me for thinking this Imagination Land trade actually is realistic, I suppose.
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    SEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Shhh

    This is real and superserious and stuff!
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Not Elliott Williams!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Don't quit your day job
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    [​IMG]
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    it all started 200,000 years ago when ray fatlton lost his my little pony jousting with rajon rondo the generous. his house was built atop a spire of electricity, a shining beacon of death, and the land of point. 16 times an hour the bell tower would crumble to the ground, only to be rebuilt by men smaller than atoms, and twice as dangerous.

    his little pony must be found in order to restore order to the cloud castle. rajon rondo the generous didnt agree with the prince of tides, but the afternoon sun shone only twice daily, thereby necessitating the shielding of his eyes from the destructive rays of the green glowing gas giant.

    elliot williams would be avenged.

    he had started in the future, slowly working his way backwards through the eons eliminating obesity at its very core. men thought he could fly, while women knew the truth...it was more floating than flying, and involved secret magnetic shoes, developed inside the volcanic remains of a shattered mountain dew factory. his eyes shone like blood diamonds, and his blood flowed around his heart in a detour

    soon, they would meet and destroy the universe, but not until the 5 suns aligned with the temple of pyramids, setting the spirit of zardoz the gun giver free for a thousand forevers
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    Drugs aren't always a good thing for your brain, drexlersdad/brainiac.
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    tell that to the drug crazed pervert that started this inept thread :lol:
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    What does mediocre man have to do with it?
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    How dare you, PapaG.

    I saw this thread title and, not investigating further, had my entire night uplifted. Only hours* later, when I finally clicked on the thread to read the quotes from the players switching teams and maybe some analysis, only then did I discover that I was the victim of a rather mean-spirited hoax.

    *Time stamps permitting
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    whats mediocre man, but a second hand emotion?
     
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    Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams

    So, this thread is an example of what happens around here when there's no Blazer games for three days.

    Not good.
     

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