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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Give something about your life that could of been better if only....

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    If only I didn't get fixed. I really want another kid with my wife.
     
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    You can always have that reversed.
     
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    I've looked into it. There is a 15% chance it will work
     
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    Can't they remove the sperm and artificially inseminate your wife?
     
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    What are "things Wookee has said to prostitutes, for 600 Alex"?
     
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    And what are things that HCP has heard his boss say, for 400 Alex....
     
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    I can see how that's a good answer
     
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    For $50k that insurance won't pay for
     
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    Lmao that's all of us
     
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    If only I hadn't passed on crocodile at the party last week. My skin looks just too good right now.
     
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    My exact thoughts . . .
     
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