If you get a burger with a condiment you hate on it do you...

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What do you do?

  1. Call the waitress back and make her take burger back to be fixed.

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  2. Scrape the mayo off with your knife.

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    You ordered a hamburger, and asked them to hold the mayo. The burger comes, but there's mayo on it. What do you do?
     
    BlazerCaravan, Dec 6, 2010
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    Shut up and eat the burger.
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Scrape it off.
     
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  4. MrSelfDestruct

    MrSelfDestruct Louie, Louie, Louie

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    I'm a scraper.
     
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  5. Rodolfo

    Rodolfo Double Stamp>Triple Stamp

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    I love mayo, but I'd ask for a new burger if I didn't.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Happens to me a lot. I hate tomatoes and pickles. I just take 'em off! Ever seen WAITING?[video=youtube;_v1mp8X6EI0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v1mp8X6EI0&feature=related[/video]
     
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  7. MIXUM

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    call and complain.... hope they offer a free one?
     
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    Scrape it off and smear it on the small tip I'd leave for the waitress?:devilwink:

    Actually, I'm pretty easy to please. I'd probably just eat it.
     
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    My buddy cooked for the US Marine Corps. He says that you are likely to have "squat butter" substituted for anything you want taken off when you send it back.

    Go Blazers
     
    oldguy, Dec 6, 2010
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  10. MAS RipCity

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    I rarely send back food for the exact reason HCP posted...you have no clue what other people can/will do to your food if you piss them off.
     
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    That reminds me of a story LittleAlex told me about Sizzler. Some dude complained about a steak that he ordered medium well back twice because it wasn't done enough. So the 2nd time some dude he was working with it deep fried and then pissed on before he got it back. It didn't come back a 3rd time........ :NOTMARIS:
     
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    I find it hard to believe you complain. You seem like such a stoic type, bear up silently under adversity! :)
     
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    Meat is for the weak and unclean, where is the option for "dirty hippy who wouldn't order a burger anyway"?
     
    LOTBfan, Dec 6, 2010
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    I never order ice with my pop, it's cold enough as is, and you're getting more for it. Whenever I order it at Blazer games/Beaver games, I do return it if it has ice. How hard is it to pay attention to the order?

    I worked in fast food, it's not that difficult to do the orders right. I'm always nice about it, and if I'm out at a restaurant, I leave a tip showing my gratitude. Usually, I sign it "thanks! barfo"
     
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    Scrape. I avoid possible confrontations, which is why I should be the new Blazers mod!
     
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    Scrape it, no tip, no return trip.
     
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    Your tax dollars at work.
     
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  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Mayonnaise has no business on a hamburger. It's vile and I always ask to have mine made without mayo. Reminds me of that scene in The Whole Nine Yards where Bruce Willis says he'll kill the guy if he brings back the burger with mayo on it.
     
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  19. Colonel Ronan

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    I'm not against most sauces but if my burger comes with pickles I just peel 'em off.
     
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    Don't loose to much sleep over that, ok? He cooked for the Corps 35 years ago. I didn't say that he did it, he told me what he believes happens too often when you send food back, based on him knowing a fair number of cooks.

    Go Blazers
     
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