If you were going to pretend to be a former football player...

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  1. The Return of the Raider

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    The Return of the Raider, Apr 2, 2008
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  2. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    I would never impersonate an NFL player....luckily, I won't have to since I did actually lace 'em up in the league back in the day:

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    If I choose Tom Brady, do I automaticly get Supermodels?
     
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  4. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Frame @ Apr 3 2008, 04:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If I choose Tom Brady, do I automaticly get Supermodels?</div>

    The Genie doesn't answer those questions, just let him know what your wish is.

    <poof> (BigFrame is now Tom Brady, and is modelling various clothing for advertisements)
     
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    I'm not sure I understand the rules to this game. If I have to try and impersonate an NFL player, the smart thing to do is impersonate a kicker since I'm only 5'11" and white. A kicker or Wes Welker. Now, if the genie is changing us into a particular player, then I pick Jason Taylor. I'd like to be really tall with deadly speed. I might pass on the "Dancing with the Stars" gig. Then again, I am digging his dance partner.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 3 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Frame @ Apr 3 2008, 04:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If I choose Tom Brady, do I automaticly get Supermodels?</div>

    The Genie doesn't answer those questions, just let him know what your wish is.

    <poof> (BigFrame is now Tom Brady, and is modelling various clothing for advertisements)
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    You forgot vitamin water or whatever it is. If We are going for QB's who have crazy amounts of endorsments them what about Peyton?

    Seriously, I'd like to be Wilt Chamberlain-like. lol.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder @ Apr 3 2008, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 3 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Frame @ Apr 3 2008, 04:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If I choose Tom Brady, do I automaticly get Supermodels?</div>

    The Genie doesn't answer those questions, just let him know what your wish is.

    <poof> (BigFrame is now Tom Brady, and is modelling various clothing for advertisements)
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    You forgot vitamin water or whatever it is. If We are going for QB's who have crazy amounts of endorsments them what about Peyton?

    Seriously, I'd like to be Wilt Chamberlain-like. lol.
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    Peyton is funnier and seems more down to earth, but you'd probably have to shop at a Big-and-Tall shop just for that forehead.
     
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  8. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Y.A. Title. The guy's still alive, i think, or at least lived to be near 90. Quite a feat considering the life expectancy of a football player is about 57.
     
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  9. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale @ Apr 3 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm not sure I understand the rules to this game. If I have to try and impersonate an NFL player, the smart thing to do is impersonate a kicker since I'm only 5'11" and white. A kicker or Wes Welker. Now, if the genie is changing us into a particular player, then I pick Jason Taylor. I'd like to be really tall with deadly speed. I might pass on the "Dancing with the Stars" gig. Then again, I am digging his dance partner.

    [​IMG]</div>

    You would have said Zack Thomas had he not recently had concussion problems and no longer plays for Miami [​IMG] Zack is 5 foot nothin also.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder @ Apr 3 2008, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Seriously, I'd like to be Wilt Chamberlain-like. lol.</div>

    Yeah, having slept with 1000 women kind of makes you a role model.
     
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  11. DolfanDale

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    I can't impersonate Zach Thomas. I have a neck.
     
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  12. Thoth

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 3 2008, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder @ Apr 3 2008, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Seriously, I'd like to be Wilt Chamberlain-like. lol.</div>

    Yeah, having slept with 1000 women kind of makes you a role model.
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    For who? Ron Jeremy?
     
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  13. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Apr 3 2008, 01:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder @ Apr 3 2008, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Seriously, I'd like to be Wilt Chamberlain-like. lol.</div>

    Yeah, having slept with 1000 women kind of makes you a role model.
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    Or contaminated.
     
    huevonkiller, Apr 4, 2008
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