I couldn't resist... Face it. Packers fans are mean. Vikings will be able to laugh soon when Favre retires... Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game. Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and the US Military? A. The US Military has an air attack. Q. What do the Vikings and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 77,000 people stand-up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep a Viking player out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts. Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? A. The Metro Dome- they never get a touchdown there. Q. Why was Mike Tice upset when the Viking playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. What do you call 50 people sitting around watching the 'Super Bowl'? A. The Minnesota Vikings. Q. How can you tell when the Vikings are going to run the football? A. Moss leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Oh man...that was hilarious. Sure, it came at the expense of my beloved Vikings, but it was very funny. I happened to find this while searching news headlines though: Packer Practice Cancelled Packers football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. Practice resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
