instead of "THE" HCP, you should've gone with THE hcp or JCP...much in the way that J has an H sound, like in Jesus, or Jimenez. So you'd be Jispanic Causin Panic... come on people, give me some credit! I know it's not the same thing there.
Well, according to beerboy's wife, HCP is packin' a small peanut. So he could be Hispanic Packin Peanuts. You down with HPP?