Isiah Thomas' Pickup Lines (Not Work Safe) <font><font size="2">"I'll show you a well-hung jury." "Why don't you let me appeal you out of that pants suit?" "Let me foam-finger you." "Hey, at least I'm not Reggie Miller." "I'll screw you like I screwed the Knicks' payroll." "I'd be happy to assist you out of your dress and onto my penis." "Damn! And I thought Allan Houston was the biggest bust in Knicks history." "Gatorade isn't the only thing that quenches thirst. Take my balls, for instance." "There's a four-year, $30-million contract for you…in my pants!" "Wanna have sex, fellow MSG employee?" "The Knicks suck, and you should, too" "I'm innocent until proven sexy!" "Bitch, I might not give a fuck about the long-suffering Knick fans, but I give a fuck about you." "If you finish that paperwork, I'll show you my new finger-roll technique. Bring lube." "But, seriously, how bad do you want to be a halftime dancer?" "We should take a trip together. I already booked this place in Colorado that Kobe won't shut up about." "All the other guys used to wear cups when I was playing, I had to wear a bowl." "If you have sex with me, I will give you money." "I'm way better at finding the clit than at finding a decent center." "Check out my pin, I care about autism. Now check out my dick." "Our new game plan: penetration, penetration, penetration." "I ain't no one-Manute man." "Short shorts provide easy access…to orgasms." "Wanna make a quick $11.6 million?"</font></font></p> <font><font size="2">LINKAGE</font></font></p>
