OT James Harden vs Strip Clubs

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    I remember seeing Cuttino Mobley and Steve Francis at Stars Caberet.
     
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    Maybe that's why WE haven't won a game at home yet? #StripCity
     
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    Strip city would be a cool name for Portland if the Blazers were really good at forcing turnovers. A nice lil' double entendre.
     
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    Is there strip clubs in Portland?
     
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    I can open one named “Hardens”. Both basketball fans and non basketball fans will get a kick out of it.
     
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    I've never heard the term Canadian ballet, but if that's a thing, it's rather messed up that Toronto ranks worst.
     
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    Salt Lake City is ranked #3???
     
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    Gotta have some outlet when your religion is fairly repressive I suppose.
     
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    Portland has moved on from strip clubs and now is basking in pot dispensaries. He should do an analysis of sales in legal marijuana states and NBA teams visiting. How much pot is sold the day a team comes into town and before they leave.
     
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    I heard Harden perfected the flop in Strip Clubs
     
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    Would it be wrong to install a pole and have a dancer under the Rocket's basket when they play at Moda?
     
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    Free throw stripper!
     
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    Sounds good, as long as it's not Free Throw Guy.
     
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    I was going for the upgrade
     
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    This thread is pure gold so far
     
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    Not when it comes to enjoying women (emphasis on plural).
     
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    I wouldnt be looking for a kick.
     
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