This is much like the famous Chuck Norris facts, but for Javaris.- Police label anyone trying to score off Crit as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Crit allows to live.- Crit does not sleep. He waits.- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Javaris Crittenton.- Google won't search for Crit because it knows you don't find Crit, he finds you.- That's not Crit doing push-ups -- that's Crit moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Crit.- Javaris Crittenton doesn't just drive to the basket. He teleports.- Crittenton doesn't dribble the basketball. Rather, the ball bounces up to his hand.- The chief exports of Crit are Pain and Points.- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Crit from scoring. It failed miserably.- CNN was originally created as the "Crittenton News Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.- Crit once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Crit has breathed on.- When taking the SAT, write "Javaris Crittenton" for every answer. You will score over 8000.- When Javaris Crittenton falls in water, Javaris Crittenton doesn't get wet. Water gets Javaris Crittenton.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 19 2007, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>WTF? Did you make this up yourself? Kind of tooting the horn for some 19 year old high risk player</div>It's just for fun. The kid is going to be a good player in this league. Weather this year or not.
Come on! It's all in good fun, but why not make those facts for a guy like Kobe? You know, since he's already an established badass.
